Guy Facts Answered~

• I will only do a few which I find Important/I can relate to. 
• My Opinion doesn't mean YOU have to Like it
• If you are here thinking "What Crap Is He Gonna Shit Otta His Crack Pot Again?", YOU can suck that pineapple tree and stuff durians up Your Ass. Come Back When You Have A Open and Accepting Mind.

1.) Yup. Guys will always go for the good girls in the end. There is a saying in the hood, two type of girls out there. One you gonna fuck, One you rather marry. Sounds like something a asshole would say but same goes for the woman. The would always flirt with the bad boys and wanna bed them, not all people but mostly. There will always be that girl/guy everyone wants to bang but not bring home to show their parents, the ladies will always get the gentleman cause the are the trust-able ones.  Those who don't catch on fast enough gets a broken heart, or worst, a broken child.

3.) Not really true. Depends on person.
5.) Damn True. Can never stop getting tongue tied. Unless you are a natural talker, then you will talk too much.
6.) Link to (1)
7.) Same goes for girls. Its call love sick and can Cause Blindness to all the other person's bad actions.

8.),9.),10.) True, True, True X 1,000,000. All we want to see at the end of the day is your smile and hear your laughter. Now Guys and Jealous NEVER go together. Most of the time they wont say, Usually they wont show, they will hide so it goes 3 ways. They either get Violent, Get Drunk or Get High (as in drugs). We HATE it. Still we hide it. That's just guys, we don't get angry bout it. Girls are more open bout these things thought. They will talk about it, usually insulting that female till the worlds end. Its a good thing in a way, at least we know not to step on that land mine, but guys would act cool about it and girls will just keep stepping and stepping and jumping on the freaking Volcano until we burst. No fault of theirs but we still burst cause its just too much. We get jealous freaking easily, even after fake/unreachable things. Like cartoon/anime character. Anything can spark it depending on how confident your boy is of himself. You can go "hey just saw my ex he seems taller/better/.", and he will be like "So what you wanna meet him? He Looking good girl? Mighty Fine I see. Him or me Babe right here right now. Man this bullshit man Imma go kick his Donkey ass. Why the hell you show up for asshole." Etc Etc. God Bless if u go on about your past with that guy, he will stay up all night going crazy on himself.

13.),14.),18.). Yes Damn True. We may go as far as to think either 1 you are in trouble but rather look for another guy/ 2 You cheated and is now feeling guilty. (Not helping if u cheated before)

21.)24.)30.), NOT REALLY/NOT TRUE.

37,38,40) True as anything. If he is always talking to your BFF she may start liking him.(38) Yea you can just listen to his problem and as if he has found any solution. Only give when asked.(40) You starting linking he start worrying bout everything and anything.

53.) We will usually blame ourselves a lot and crazily over the top kind of way.
70.) yup guys are full of shit everytime. No joke.
89) Fuck that shit if he does ask him to fight your hand if not dont throw dirty looks at you.
91) NOTHING SHOW MORE THAN A GUY's TEARS.

Well thats all from me for now!!

99 Facts About Guys

TAKEN FROM TUMBLR!!!!

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalize
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays! (Bull Fucking Shit. We hate people that whine over nothing, nothing against gays)
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (FAKE)
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! (depends)
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends….
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sometimes .
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (Depends)
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.( The Hell?)
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things.
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sometimes
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.